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oldloves: Bill Murray on Gilda Radner: “Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know. And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.” - from Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

oldloves:

Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:

“Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.

So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”

We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know. 

And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.

It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”

- from Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

Made this Future GIF because it’s been two years and no one else did. It is very important.

Made this Future GIF because it’s been two years and no one else did. It is very important.

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis: barbeauxbot: deducecanoe: ruthpower: Bill Nye is my favorite Dawkins needs to get over himself Bam. Dawkins is a jerk. How can anybody be that hostile to Bill Nye. Look at him. It’s like Bill Nye’s innate goodness and love for humanity and science is repelling him. i feel like dawkins is a ship name for Charles Darwin and Steven Hawking..

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

barbeauxbot:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite

Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

How can anybody be that hostile to Bill Nye. Look at him. It’s like Bill Nye’s innate goodness and love for humanity and science is repelling him.

i feel like dawkins is a ship name for Charles Darwin and Steven Hawking..

(Source: scienceing, via hailmaryjane)

andgoawaywiththem:

wtttl-2099:

stacksamericana:

kerihilsonsgreatesthits:

Charlamagne: Why Does Miley Want to be Ratchet?

exactly lol

this nigga Charlamagne stay droppin the truth

MAYBE NOT MY PLACE TO BE SAYING THIS BUT CHARLAMAGNE IS A YOUNG UNCLE RUCKUS AT BEST. SALTY, ALCOHOLIC, PREDATORY, TALENTLESS RADIO SHOW HOST ONLY RELEVANT BECAUSE PETER ROSENBURG EXISTS. MAYBE MILEY/BIEBER AREN’T AS BORING AS THE OTHER YT’S & WANT TO HANG WITH INTERESTING PPL, AND ACTUAL GOOD MUSICIANS. LET THEM THRIVE

THE HOT 97/POWER 1051 BEEF IS ULTIMATELY PROOF OF HOW IRRELEVANT THE DUO ARE. ON ONE HAND, YOU HAVE THE BORING NEO-CLASSICISM OF A HIP-HOP TOURIST WHO BELIEVES IN ORTHODOXY ABOVE ALL TO A SPECIFIC REGIONAL SOUND/STYLISTIC PRODUCTION NICHE; ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE THE COWARD DJ ENVY, AND A WENDY WILLIAMS AFFILIATE (WHICH IS SEVERE DISRESPECT, CONSIDERING THE HAG’S BEEF W/ STAR).

WHO IS WORSE FOR MY BELOVED CITY? ON ONE HAND, PETER ROSENBERG WILL GLADLY PROMOTE YOU IF YOU ADHERE TO THE PROPER WAY TO BEHAVE AS A RAPPER AND LOOK AS IF YOU STEPPED OUT OF THE SOURCE PAGES HE JACKED OFF INTO AS A TEEN DURING HIS PERIOD OF NEGRO AS “REBEL ARTISTE” IDOLIZATION (WHAT? TOO CLOSE TO THE MARK?) ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE A LUMP GROUP OF CRASS PAYOLA LAPDOGS CHASING TRENDS WHO WILL PROUDLY DISH OUT HOMOPHOBIA AND SICOPHANTICALLY WORSHIP ANY RAPPER WITHOUT CHALLENGING THEIR ACTIONS.

SOMEONE PLEASE FORM A PIRATE RADIO STATION IN NYC FOR YOUNG RAPPERS. NOT A ‘PODCAST’, NOT A YOUTUBE CHANNEL, AN ACTUAL PERSONAL PRIVATE COMMUNICATION. DO NOT LET YOUR BEHAVIOR BE DICTATED BY A LIVING LEGENDS FAN, OR SOMEONE WHO CALLED THE COPS ON ANOTHER DJ FOR A DISS.

(Source: gizelle-lewinskyxxx, via batchsetmeup)

10 Rap Cult Classics You Need to Hear (Part 1)

somanyshrimp:

If you follow this Tumblr, you probably know a lot of these already. But this was a fun list to come up with. It’s basically a list of random regional/less-well-known joints from the ’90s that have survived my personal test of time & get regular rotation.

Shouts to the following people, who contributed (unintentionally or otherwise) to my regional rap knowledge base in the past ten+ years (sometimes directly to this project): Serg, Ethan Padgett, DK, Noz, Tyrone Palmer, Matt Sonzala, Rob Bell, Maurice Garland, Martorialist, Willy Staley, ANU, Kid Slizzard, Matthew Africa, many more I am regrettably not remembering at the moment. Salute also to dudes like Carlos Perez, Thomas Deiss, Scott Brown, Shea Serrano & others who keep the regional rap torch burning.